What is your favourite swear word?
My English teacher once called my class an incorrigible pack of rapscallions, which I though was rather excellent.
What are you wearing?
An American Apparel T-Shirt. I will admit that American Apparel do have morally dubious and problematically pseudo-pornographic marketing campaigns but they are ethically manufactured. So one out of two isn’t bad right?
What is love?
In no particular order…
Gilbert (the cat).
Kurt Vonnegut Jnr.
Tim Tams (preferably frozen).
What was the last show you saw, and how many stars do you give it?
Blue Wizard by Nick Coyle (at Tiny Stadiums). 5 stars. The single best opening scene of anything I’ve ever witnessed with my face. There was smoke, strobes and a voice warbling power ballad. Cher would have keeled over and died if she’d have been there. She wasn’t.
Is your new show going to be any good?
Phil Spencer is starring in You And Whose Army?.
Show dates: 16 – 17 Jan, 2013
Show venue: The Newsagency