What is your favourite swear word?
Swearing is the refuge of thieves and louts, a thinking man with a moderate grasp of the English language needs not swear to display his displeasure. Although the word ‘cunt’ is pleasing to yell out of bus windows.
What are you wearing?
Hopes, dreams, and some loose thai fisherman’s pants.
What is love?
Love, huh? It’s a warm bicycle seat, paella on the barbecue. It’s a short gasp and a long goodbye. Long fingers. Smooth skin. Sticky hearts. Jewels from a dragons trove. It’s smart casual. But what would I know, right? I’m just one more sucker who looks good in a dinner jacket.
What was the last show you saw, and how many stars do you give it?
I don’t see shows because I might pick up bad habits, so, I guess my own? Five stars.
Is your new show going to be any good?
Not our problem.
Masterclass, by Gareth Davies and Charlie Garber.
Show dates: 14 – 31 Jan, 2015
Show venue: The Old Fitzroy Hotel