What is your favourite swear word?
I don’t use swear words, just the words around them (Son of a *** / Mother ***).
What are you wearing?
I’m relaxing at home in my smoking jacket and pince-nez.
What is love?
Love is never having to say “You’re wearing THAT?”
What was the last show you saw, and how many stars do you give it?
4 stars to the man on the street who swallowed a balloon whole. 5 stars for getting it back out.
Is your new show going to be any good?
That’s for history to decide.
Major Scales is appearing in The Vaudevillians, part of the Sydney Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras 2014 festival.
Show dates: 18 Feb – 2 Mar, 2013
Show venue: The Vanguard