What is your favourite swear word?
Gobshite. It’s a proper Belfast swear word; saying it is like rolling a pebble around your mouth and spitting it out.
What are you wearing?
I’m wearing some $24 jeans from K-Mart and my favourite brown jacket that looks like it’s been through a hundred years of rainfall.
What is love?
I don’t know, I haven’t known for two years and two months.
What was the last show you saw, and how many stars do you give it?
I just saw Brothers Wreck at Belvoir. Four stars, Hunter Page-Lochard is *incredible*.
Is your new show going to be any good?
Course it is, you gobshites.
Patrick Magee is appearing in The Mercy Seat, with Gentle Banana People and Pantsguys.
Show dates: 24 Jun – 5 Jul, 2014
Show venue: The Old Fitzroy Hotel