5 Questions with Jasper Garner Gore

Jasper Garner GoreWhat is your favourite swear word?
Big fan of ‘fuckstick’, or the slightly more precise ‘fuckstick-head’. That or ‘Federal Budget.’

What are you wearing?
Exactly what you’d expect. After all, I’m Batman.

What is love?
A small furry animal that lives underground. Or is that a vole?

What was the last show you saw, and how many stars do you give it?
Construction Of The Human Heart, 4 stars. Superb play.

Is your new show going to be any good?
It’s a beautifully detailed play about sexual hypocrisy, deception and intimacy. And the cast are all super attractive. And we’re doing it in the round. It’ll be tremendous.

Jasper Garner Gore is appearing in La Ronde, by Arthur Schnitzler.
Show dates: 2 – 12 Jul, 2014
Show venue: Coronation Hall, Newtown

5 Questions with Patrick Magee

patrickmageeWhat is your favourite swear word?
Gobshite. It’s a proper Belfast swear word; saying it is like rolling a pebble around your mouth and spitting it out.

What are you wearing?
I’m wearing some $24 jeans from K-Mart and my favourite brown jacket that looks like it’s been through a hundred years of rainfall.

What is love?
I don’t know, I haven’t known for two years and two months.

What was the last show you saw, and how many stars do you give it?
I just saw Brothers Wreck at Belvoir. Four stars, Hunter Page-Lochard is *incredible*.

Is your new show going to be any good?
Course it is, you gobshites.

Patrick Magee is appearing in The Mercy Seat, with Gentle Banana People and Pantsguys.
Show dates: 24 Jun – 5 Jul, 2014
Show venue: The Old Fitzroy Hotel